A News Article That Can Cause Total Devastation
This morning at 06.02am precisely my whole existence was shattered and my life seemed to be over. The news that I was listening to absolutely broke my heart.
It was a massive story (to me) and one that would upset my whole day. The local newsreader had just confirmed that ‘ROBBIE WILLIAMS’ had proposed to his girlfriend Ayda Field live on the Australian radio station 2Day FM and worse still she had accepted.
Okay, I realise that to many people this news story isn’t of huge importance. It’s not like anybody has died, there haven’t been any huge disasters anywhere and everyone was happy. Well everybody else, but not me.
In my house it has been a standing joke that if Robbie Williams were to come along and take a shine to me, I would be off – gone in a flash, no thought for my hubby and kids.
Well, they always thought I was joking, but there is just something about Robbie that really rocks my boat. It would seem that Ayda has something I don’t – probably beauty, a fabulous figure and more importantly she now has ROBBIE.
It was amusing because when my youngest heard the news, she laughed and said ‘bad luck mum, but Robbie is now engaged’. Even my eldest son, who is not known to normally speak until at least midday, had a go at winding me up about the situation.
How can you think it funny to joke about something so heartbreaking. I can assure you that my family will be suffering this weekend for their cruelty.
Who is now going to put a smile on my face every morning, when I take a peek at his picture on the calendar, who can I drool over when he is on the t.v? What am I meant to do now?
There is only one thing for it – book a holiday. A holiday to somewhere hot, remote and well away from everybody. I might take a look at Caribbean Spa Holidays, or perhaps Spa Holidays in India. There is a huge choice of spa hotels, so to be honest I don’t care where I end up.
All I want now is a bit of relaxation, calm, quiet and to be booked in for some therapy because I think I am going to need it.
Robbie just doesn’t realise what he is missing out on.
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